I recently re-discovered my brother's old CDs and MP3 disks.
This is what happens.
LYRICS TO SING ALONG TO
Heya Tom, it's Bob,
From the office down the hall.
It's good to see you buddy,
How've ya been?
Things have been okay for me,
Except that I'm a zombie now.
I really wish you'd let us in.
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands,
But here's an FYI - you're all gonna die, screaming.
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were not unreasonable,
I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were at an impasse here,
Maybe we should compromise.
If you open up the door,
We'll all come inside and eat your brains.
I don't wanna nitpick Tom, but is this really your plan -
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's okay for now,
But someday you'll be out of food and guns,
And you'll have to make the call.
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough -
You never had the head for all that 'bigger picture' stuff.
But Tom, that's what I do,
And I plan on eating you, slowly.
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were not unreasonable,
I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door,
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
I'd like to help you Tom,
In any way I can.
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me.
I'm not a monster Tom - well, technically I am...I guess I am...
I've got another meeting Tom;
Maybe we could wrap it up.
I know we'll get to common ground somehow.
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues,
Who are chewing on the doors.
I guess we'll table this for now.
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell.
And we'll put this thing to bed,
When I bash your head open.
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were not unreasonable,
I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door,
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
Comments
Shudder...
I'm sorry, everytime I hear this song, I think of the time Quouar posted it to the Capt....
I've come to understand why she did what she did, but I still don't wish to think about it...
Richard Faust
Aide de camp of
Capt. Alan Dryfter
Pirates of the Mississippi
I'm glad you understand, Richard
She never meant any harm to you. Just so you know.
She may not have meant me any harm
But harm was done, none the less. I realize it may be illogical, but I still have an uncontrolable fear of being out of others sight for too long.
Who knows what may happen then.
Richard Faust
Aide de camp of
Capt. Alan Dryfter
Pirates of the Mississippi
Well, you know what WON'T happen
She can't take you again. So, no need to fear that. But still, going in groups isn't bad. It makes it harder for a zombie to snatch someone.
Truer words.
When I think about it, it makes as much sense as being afraid of what's hidden in the closet. But every time I'm alone, I keep getting this feeling that I'm being watched, and if I let my guard down, this time I might not make it back home...
Richard Faust
Aide de camp of
Capt. Alan Dryfter
Pirates of the Mississippi
Ah...
I feel a bit bad about posting it now, then...but as I once said, sometimes it's easier to try to laugh, then try to hold back tears and the like.
Of course, M'am
To tell the truth, I wasn't treated that badly. But the idea that I was snatched from right across the water, there.
I know it may sound odd, but I have been unable to leave the island on my own since. Next time, I may not be so lucky as I was.
Richard Faust
Aide de camp of
Capt. Alan Dryfter
Pirates of the Mississippi
If nothing else
Luck seems to have been on your side once, and she seems to favor those she's touched before, from what I've seen.
M'am, my luckiest day...
Was when I met the Capt. I owe my life to that man. If I must rely on luck, I do believe I'll call luck Alan.
Richard Faust
Aide de camp of
Capt. Alan Dryfter
Pirates of the Mississippi
Alan?
...Well, then. I think I've got a new name for Luck, too. *Knocks on wood*